SOME GOLDEN MONEY RULES:

1. Money ain’t sh!t. Once you put this in your head, you’ll soon start to see your income skyrocket. Your mind can do some crazy ass sh!t. Have you ever lost something and tried so hard to look for it - but never succeeded? You only found it when you stopped putting so much emphasis on looking for it, right? Stop putting so much weight on money. Money aint sh!t.

2. Money as a Vehicle
Money gets you places. Your muscles can get you places. Money is a tool to build whatever you want to build, get you to wherever you want to get. A foot slipper can do the same thing. Just like a knife, you can either be constructive or destructive. Destruction: you slash your baby mama’s lungs out of her body and then slice off your eyelids. Constructive: You cut pieces of meat and veggies to feed your family so they can be strong and work for your ass while you eat, sleep, and sh!t for 23 hours a day. Think of the huge impact of what things can do. Money is more versatile a tool than many other tools out there - so make sure to utilize it like the ultimate tool, not the ultimate destructive tool (drugs).

3. Stop Flossin’
You can get money quick, you’re on the fast track. You’re banking $10,000 a day running legit businesses. You decided you deserve to floss it, telling everyone how much you make…you get jacked. Don’t be a target. The internet is the same damn story - e-thugs be doing drive by spamming. They do you in your ass too - giving you mad viruses. Stop acting like a baller, leave that to the fake rappers on MTV. Handle you, your gold diggin girl, and your family. Your friends ain’t gotta know. And you’re a wanksta if you have to pay for respect and props. Money talks, but so does a gun in your mouth. The more modest you get - the more fun the game gets.

4. Learn how to read numbers
I learned how to read numbers at a very young age. Reading numbers is just like learning a new language, you see patterns, you see correlations, and you start formulating a picture and forecasting. Be your own Financial Miss Cleo and start loving how to read numbers. Again, learn how to read numbers. See trends. See how events effect numbers. See how small your penis is.

5. Fall 8 Times, Get up 9 Times
If you are scared of failing, close this thread and continue on to www.midgetporn.com . You ain’t gonna be rich homeboy.

6. Learn about the power of compounding
If Einstein said it’s one of the most ingenious concepts of all time - then your ass should listen and utilize it. Take your ass to google.com and look up “The Power of Compounding”. Learn it, understand it, use it.

7. Look for Mentors
Kobe is a herb, but he can hoop like a no other. He did it by copying Jordan. Find mentors. There’s a lot of child molestors on the internet, but there are also good mentors. Look for a forum, and start developing relationships with these people who are nerds just like you. Save them on your buddylist and make sure to keep asking them questions and bothering them until they block your chauncy ass.

Golden Rules of Hustling. Don’t let me catch you slacking on any of them.